| Task of the Day: Retreive a pair of vice grips from your tool box. Clamp them down on one of your fingernails and pull on it until it is completely separated from your finger. Repeat on the rest on your fingernails and toenails. After doing this strap a rubber dildo to a chair and rape yourself. |
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| Task of the Day: Skull-fuck a rabid possum. |
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| Task of the Day: Go to your local animal shelter and take home a litter of new born kittens. Throw them all in a milk crate and laugh as you take a chain saw to grind off their sweet little kitten heads. Staple your eyelids to your forehead. Throw the severed heads, and their headless corpses if you'd like, into a tub of gasoline and begin bobbing for them like a hungery fat kid. |
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Task of the Day: Set up an abortion clinic in the backseat of your car using only a coat hanger and a spoon. Rip the fetus shrimp from it's mother and feed it to her as she dies in agony from the blood pouring out her uterus. |
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Task of the Day: Strap a fully grown goat to a tree and rape it. |
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